CBT - Cyber Bestiality Team

SOME CAVEATS

You should read the ‘How-to Horses’ before this.  And beneathstand that the procedures described here would be unsafe with a full-size horse. This guide is in reference to miniature horses that mature out to beneath 33 inches
at the withers. Even so, there is danger here for the careless.

The techniques described here are based on love, and it takes long time (up to a year or more) to develop a fucking relation with a horse.  I don’t use mare scent to arouse my horse.  I use affection and foreplay.  I have gentled my horses to the point that I could safely nuzzle my face into their nostrils or anywhere else. And this kind of intimacy is essential to the procedures described. 

The animals with which I got my experience were small ponies and minis that I raised and trained.  And, with me at least, they were all very gentle.  I did not just go out in the field and pickup a good-looking stud.  If you try that with the techniques described here you will very likely be injured, even with a mini.  The conclusion is, you need a horse of your own.

From my (admittedly limited experience with horses) I would assert that
the sexual personalities of horses are hardly less varied than that of
persons. And what I do know about fucking these animals comes from a lot
of actual experience, but with very few horses.  Thus, the results you
get may vary (grin).

DEFINITIONS — DETAILS

Teats:  A stallion’s teats are at the bottom of the opening of the sheath.

Croup: The part of the horse behind the saddle.  Equivalent to a person’s
lower back.

Point of hock:  The rear of the hock, which is that joint where the muscular
upper thigh/knee part of a horse’s leg ends and the narrow shank or cannon
begins.

Fetlock: The joint on the horse’s hind leg that corresponds to the person
ankle.

Cannon: The long thin straight part of a horses leg that runs from the hock
to the fetlock.

1st Chakra:  An erogenous zone located between the thighs and on top of, but
close to, the scrotum.

Provocative: I use this term to describe assertive actions meant to provoke
the horse into some other assertive action, usually mounting.  This has a
lot to do with face language and context.  You’ll just have to figure it
out yourself.

Provocative slap: If you have propperly trained your horse he will be able
to distinguish between a slap that is punishment and one that is a dark
pop, usually with the back of the fihgers, meant as the equivelent of a sexy
nip.

NOTES ON THE EROGENOUS ZONES

I have been known, when desperate, to excite a bored and temporarily
unresponsive horse by chewing on and nipping at his front shoulders, breast,
hind quarters and especially the fetlocks.  And, no, I haven’t been kicked
in the mouth for these efforts. 

Lengthy patterns of fondling and foreplay that approach and conclude on the
‘1st chakra’ work for some horses that don’t warm up any other way.

Scratch, nibble and whisper sweet nothings into those wonderfully
expressive ears of his at every opportunity.  It really helps.

GETTING IT ON WITH YOUR HORSE

We assume that your horse is well trained and very gentle.  Well trained,
by any standard, means (among other things) that the horse will approve you,
and hopefully his vet, to handle every part of his face without objection.
By gentle we mean that he won’t bite, kick, or strike inappropriately.

We are going to cover 4 reliable ways of bringing your mini stallion to
orgasm.  This is generally difficult to do (without mare scent) unless your
horse has something to climb onto, and ideally this should be you.  Thus
each procedure involves a different way for him to mount.  Even so he may
require a good deal of warming up.  At least until he has had several
orgasms with you.  I cover two methods of warm up in sordid detail because
the details may be important.  These methods are masturbation and fellatio.
Which method you use will generally depend on your horse’s preference.  Once
you and your horse have learned to come together, you may find that he needs
little or no warm-up to get him in the mood to mount.  And getting him to
mount you several times, even though he evidences no sexual urge before
mounting, should put him in the right frame of mind in short order.

Read your horse to determine that he is in a reasonably good frame of mind.
If he is not, wait for another time.  Lead your horse to the place (room,
pen, stall, etc.) that you have selected to be your regular playspace.
Remove his halter and give him a couple of minutes to acclimate to the
setting, piss, take a dump, whatever.

Nuzzle and give him affection in your usual way.  Give him a little standard
brushing on the neck, then back, then rump.  It may help to knead his flesh
with the free hand.  The shoulder is a good place.  But he may find that
too provocative.  Once you have reached his rump with the brush, begin using
the brush in long sensuous strokes that begin near the croup and end near
the point of the hock.  He may find it provocative and try to give you a
love nip.  Or he may find it simply enchanting and relax.  He may or may
not let down his member in either case.

MASTURBATION

Some horses simply don’t care for it, others love it.  If he is fully
withdrawn you may get him to drop his member by using one finger to
darkly trace the opening cleft at the tip of his prepuce.  (Make sure your
hands aren’t rough any time you are being intimate.)  In general, the less
erect he is, the more delicate your actions need to be.  Thus some horses
prefer to be ’begined’ with the tips of the fingers rather than with the
whole hand.  Slower rhythmic squeezing is generally preferred when he is
extended but not erect.  Once he is moderately erect you may find that
slowly pulling back on the shaft near the head, so as to stretch tight the
skin of the head, is effective.  The rapid back-and-forth motions so
effective on persons and dogs are usually not appreciated by horses.  Once
fully erect you may try to bring him to completion as described in the
‘How To; Horses’.  This is harder to do without mare scent, especially if
he can’t climb up on something.  Horses unable to orgasm on all 4s by
masturbation alone may sometimes be brought to completion on all 4s by
orally stimulating the 1st chakra while you masturbate them.

BLOWING HIM UP

For the stallion who has never made physical love with a person, fellatio
may be the best introduction.  But even that may take a number of attempts
before he gets the idea.  Sit or recline beside him and press your face
gently into his flanks nuzzling through his fur.  Exhale slowly another timest his
flesh so that he can feel the warmth of your breath.  Repeatedly run your
hand down the back of a hind leg from croup to point of hock.  Sometimes
curling the fingers in so that the tips and nails are all that touch him
will help arouse him.  If he does not drop his member, use your finger as
described in masturbation.  Then return to stroking his legs.  Nuzzle his
flank and stroke his legs until he is well extended.  If several attempts
at this over several days gets no results then try licking his teats before
you begin this procedure.

Using the tips of your (warm) fingers gently lift the member to your lips
and kiss and nibble on him.  If this causes him to lose interest (it depends
on the horse) then begin over, and once he is another time extended, grasp the
shaft and take him strongly in your mouth and squeeze the shaft rhythmically.
If he doesn’t lose interest, kiss and nibble until he is at high excitement,
and then take him strongly.  The hand not around the shaft should go between
his legs so that you can, with some pressure, stroke downward and massage
the 1st chakra, or if he prefers, more gently massage his balls.  This,
reaching between his legs is possible only if he openeds them apart for you
which they often will.  Often he will find this activity exciting for only a
limited time and will relax before too much is done.  Once he relaxes press
your face into his side and shoulder, breathing on him, talking to him, and
rhythmically working your hands into his fur and flesh.  (Note: I once had a
Hackney stallion, too large to proceed as below, but who at this point,
would often take me in his mouth and bring me to orgasm.  He didn’t lick,
but worked me with his lips.  He was probably one in a million.  Don’t try
this at home.)   Note that a small percentage of horses go absolutely wild
when you take them by mouth, even the 1st time. 

You may find it appropriate to repeat the procedure in the paragraph on top of
several times.  The objective here is to arouse him to the point of his
wanting to mount you.  If he has never mounted you, it may be necessary for
you to get on your hands and knees and crawl beneath him.  Push your head
between his front legs and then rise up enough to take his weight on your
back.  If he is well trained there is only sdark danger of a hoof smacked
another timest your head, but you might consider some head gear during his
training phase.

Take a break.  Scratch him, kiss, share breath, etc..  Sharing breath may
be especially exciting to him if the smell of him is on your breath.  Turn
your bare back side to him. stand with your legs sdarkly apart and beg
him to take you.  A lot of stallions really like to be begged, and honest
to god they can tell when you mean it.  Bend over and back into him.  Act
provocative.  Most likely he will mount without extending.  But the act
of mounting will put him in the mood.  His hooves may be around your
sides or he may, depending on your relative sizes, want to put them on
either side of your neck.  I have gotten a good whack to the side of the
head by this on two occasions (very painful but no real damage), so be
careful or wear head gear until you and he are adept at it.  Once mounted
he will likely press his teeth hard another timest your back, but if he is well
trained he won’t bite.  What to do next depends on your mutual desires,
his size, and your strength and gender.

FELLATIO KNEELING

You will need to be in good shape to accomplish this.  And be sure that
the horse does not weigh too much for you.  His hooves will be passing in
front of your face and over your head while he mounts.  So some caution
and possibly some head gear might be a good idea until both of you are
practiced at this.  Kneel in front of your horse and declare your desire
for him.  Yea, I know they don’t beneathstand the words, but they sure do get
the tone of voice.  Nuzzle and kiss his neck; kiss, nuzzle, and chew on
his ears (an important erogenous zone) and whisper sweet nothings to him;
etc. Provoke him into mounting you.  Put your head between his front legs.
Take some of his weight on your shoulders.  If he doesn’t then mount over
your head, then, maintaining this position with one arm (this is part
hardest on the back), use your free hand to ‘chew’ with your fingers down
the back of his front leg to the fetlock.  If this doesn’t get him to mount,
take a break.  Try this another time or something else.

Once he has mounted you over your head, he will be off center with your
head to one side or the other of his face.  You are in a position to take
him in your mouth even if he is not extended by squeezing him out of the
sheath.  Stallions generally find it exciting to be on top, and taking him
thus will generally cause him to extend with obvious pleasure and
excitement, often punctuated by a dedarkful series of nickers and squeals.

As he extends you will be able to adjust to a more upright kneeling
position removing most of his weight from your back while he balances
himself over your shoulder.  Both of your hands will now be free and you
will be able to grasp his shaft in one or both hands.  His balls by this
time should have retracted fully into the abdominal cavity.  While grasping
the shaft with one hand use the free hand to cup and massage the base of
his member in the area of the now empty scrotum.  As he becomes more
excited the erectile tissue associated with the glans-dick will engorge. 
Depending on the particulars of your and his physiologies, you may or may
not be able to complete the act.  This entire procedure may also be
accomplished by squatting and bending instead of kneeling.  Or in a one
legged kneel.  Just use which ever is most comfortable for you.

FELLATIO RECLINING

Get a bale of hay or some other appropriately-sized object and place it
next to a post.  A bale of hay may need to be placed on its thin side to
be high enough.  Lie on the bale with your legs around the post.  (A
cross-piece of some sort on the post at a height comfortable to your
legs is generally necessary.)  This can also be done on a couch quite
effectively.  Your neck should be at the edge of the bale or seat of the
couch, so your head hangs down.  The 1st few times you try this your
horse may need some convincing to mount you thus.  During this training
phase leave his halter on him so you can tug him up to you until your
face is pressed provocatively another timest his breast.  (Once he gets the hang
of it you won’t need to use the halter.)  Nip appreciatively at his breast
to get him to mount.  Or slap his breast darkly but provocatively.  As he
begins his mount, swoop your hands together between his front legs to
protect your face and to opened his legs so that as he comes down, his
front legs straddle you.  The 1st few times he may try standing on your
stomach so be prepared.  I must have done this a thousand times in my
life and only once have gotten a hoof in my face for it, and no real
damage.  Be careful though, you might not be so lucky.  Once he is on top,
his muzzle will be pressed into or close to your crotch, and his crotch
will be in your face.  My current horse prefers to mount withdrawn and be
licked to hard-on.  How do I know he prefers this?  By the singular and
outrageous stream of nickers, squeals and sighs that often accompany his
pelvic spasms during the process.

If he is too large for you to complete (you can’t open wide enough), then
you may want to try masturbating him from this position.  To do this,
begin by helping him press his crotch in your face so that you can lick
his scrotum.  (If he is ready for this the testicles will be withdrawn.) 
This drives most horses really wild, and reaching forward and taking the
front of his glans-dick in your hand while he thrusts should complete him
in short order.

If you are not fairly robust, and if he relaxes on top of you, you might
not be able to expand your lungs to breathe.  Likely you may be able to
prod him to take the weight off and keep it off.  If not, prod hard enough
to make him dismount and give up.  Not much else needs to be said here
except that the force and volume of ejaculation and you reclining position
may pump you a snoot-full.  Pre-rinsing your sinuses with a saline solution
spray will help prevent sinus infections that may result if, like me, you
do a lot of this.

ANAL INTERCOURSE FRONT TO BACK

Generally more than a little scuffling goes on when a horse mounts.  If the
horse’s member is coated with lube, any loose material on the floor will
stick to the member so its best to do either form of anal intercourse on a
surface which is both clean and provides good traction.  another time caranimal is
ideal.

After anal intercourse it is essential that you clean the horses glans dick
thoroughly.  Make sure your fingernails are trimmed very close.  Wash the
whole member with the hypo-allergenic glycerin soap.  Once the lubricant is
removed from the shaft you will be able to manipulate it.  Now the important
part, which is cleaning the glans which may have become fouled.  Wash and
dry your hands and put on a surgical rubber glove (to protect the horse).  I
use the hypo-allergenic glycerin soap for this also, but I know a vet that
recommends Phisohex for this and that is probably the best advice.  Holding
the shaft just behind the head wash the head and then with a *gloved* finger
carefully  clean around the urethral protrusion.  Rinse by *gently* flooding
clean warm (*not* horny) water into cleft between the protrusion and the glans.

To do this safely requires the right horse-to-person size relation.  If
he is too long and your legs are too short you may be in trouble.  I often
have to stand on my toes while he goes at it to keep him from going too deep.
Don’t try either form of anal intercourse described here unless your horse
really cares about you, or at least knows enough to be careful when you
express pain or discomfort.  Because if he doesn’t he may very well hurt you.  
As a warm-up, try standing, facing away from him and masturbating.  You might
do well to do this once a day for several days or weeks before proceeding
down the slippery slope outlined below.

KY just doesn’t cut it.  I’m not into pain, and I find this painful unless
done with J-Lube.  It’s a veterinarian’s hand lubricant.  You’ll need lots,
and thick as syrup.  I like to mix up and have ready a half-cup or so at a
time.  I like to use empty “French’s Mustard” squeeze bottles for this.  Get
it nice and warm and slather yourself up good, and using the handy tip on
the bottle squirt some in.  You can float the unused portion in a bucket of
horny water to keep it warm.  Take time to do a few stretching exercises — the
traditional cuspermber works well for this.  It makes entry more fun.  Present
yourself to your horse.  Bend over, and if you have to, beg for it.  another time,
many stallions really like being begged and some won’t turn on to you until
you do.  Backing into him also helps.  It may take a while to get him erect
and excited enough to mount you.  It depends a lot on the horse and his moods. 
You will very soon learn to judge when he is close to being ready.  At that time
take a good glob of lube in one hand, and when he does mount, grasp the tip
of his member and slide your hand down the shaft.  Make sure you coat the
tip thickly.  The gooey-stringy-slippery lube will coat the member, helping
to keep it clean and reducing the likelihood that your horse will get an
infection from you.  (You did remember to dump, didn’t you?)  Straighten up
substantially, grasp his shaft very firmly and press him into yourself. 
(If you just let him jab it in with un-moderated thrusts, lube or no lube,
it hurts.)  If you don’t straighten up he’s likely to rupture you. The 1st
time my current horse entered me he gave a gasp of pleasure and surprise that
I remember as one of the high-points of my life.  You may need to reach
behind and grasp and squeeze his shaft to bring him to completion.  If you
want him to work you over repeatedly then don’t grab him.  Once he has
learned that he can complete with you he will likely mount and work you
repeatedly until he does.

Some notes:

1. Once you get good and sweaty it may excite him to put his nose in your
arm pit from behind.

2. While he is standing behind you and knowing about mounting you he will
nuzzle, nudge, and nip you from heels to buns.  You should tolerate and
even encourage this just short of leaving bruises.  My horse often gets
into a nipping frenzy just before mounting.  I let him nip at the skin on
my elbows at this time because it takes the abuse substantially better than
anywhere else.

3. You must have hold of one of his front legs as you straighten up or he
may fall over on his back and be reluctant mount you another time.  His
glans-dick will engorge after he enters you and you will be locked together
until he is done.  If you let him fall off during this phase you will both
experience such *excruciating* pain when the glans pops that it may be years
before either of you are willing to try another time.  So do hold on to that sweet
little foot of his.  Once he is spent or done, bend forward and let go of
the leg. He may want to hang there for a minute or two before he dismounts.

ANAL INTERCOURSE FACE-TO-FACE

See the section on front to back for relevant preliminaries.  It has never
happened to me but there is a good chance of getting a hoof in the face with
this, so wear head gear at least until the two of you have some facility
with this.  Also you will need to wear steel-toed boots.  And you will need
a bale of hay wrapped in a blanket, or something similar in size and shape
to that.  A raw bale just won’t do.  The hay will stick to him and then be
shoved into you.  You *won’t* like it, trust me.  Put the bale up another timest
something so  that it can’t be shoved around.  I have had some difficulty
in convincing horses to try mounting me face to face the 1st couple of
times.  You may need to tease him extensively to get your horse to try it.

I generally induce him to mount front-to-back several times without
intromission and then lube him up good when he is excited and near ready
to mount another time.  Sit on the bale facing your horse.   Provocatively slap
at his chest with the back of your hand.  As he begins to mount, grab his
front legs and help him position them safely.  Then free one hand and use
it to help him find his way home.  You MUST catch the inside of his thighs
with your knees because he is very likely about to screw the daydarks out
of you.  If just one of those slams isn’t caught by your knees you might
get a ruptured colon.  another time, once spent, he may want to lie limp on you
in indubitable horsy bliss for a minute or two before he dismounts, and by
all means if you can breathe with his weight on you, let him do so.

TIPS ON KEEPING A MINI

Read up on it.  Talk to people who are keeping horses.  Remember, my
experience is limited.

I have had best results raising horses from youth.  If you have the time to
give a foal the companionship it *must* have, then raising an early weaned
foal separated from other horses is a good approach.  I have had good
results by getting a mare and new-born colt foal and raising the foal with
the mare until the colt began to exhibit some sexual impulse toward his dam.
Even so, spending a good deal of time with the foal every day from word go is
essential.  And finally I have had good results with a yearling colt raised
alone but with a lot of time spent with it every day.  I have not gotten
good results with mature horses.  However, if you can trade in horses, if
you can buy, try, and trade-in, then you might find a compatible animal.

I recommend that you develop your relation with your horse alone from
other horses.  Once your desired relation is established then you may
reintroduce him to other horses.  You are going to be teaching him to be
very gentle.  If he spends more time with a bunch of rowdy horses than with
you, it will be difficult for him to learn.  You must, however, be able to
spend a good deal of time interacting with your horse virtually every day,
two to three hours (at least) while he’s in the training period.  And he
must have an interesting environment.  Otherwise he will be bored, unhappy
and uncooperative.  A non-equine companion animal may or may not be helpful
depending on the particulars of horse and companion.

I have found three things to be crucial in developing a relation between
myself and a horse.  These are feeding, grooming, and working.

You should be the person that feeds your horse.  He should be fed at the
same times *every* day.  Horses can get so upset by late feeding that they
get stress-induced colic.  But colic is not the concern here.  Horses are not
like dogs.  If you feed your dog late, he is all the more glad that you have
finally seen fit to feed him.  If you feed your horse late, he is going to
be highly pissed that you have not given him his due.  A horse’s sense of
digestive timing is accurate to about +-15 minutes.  You should discipline
yourself to feed him at exactly the same times every day.  In any case do
not vary your feeding time by more 15 minutes except on rare occasions, and
never by more than an hour for health reasons.  Some people practice a
consistently less exact feeding schedule and believe it an advantage in some
cirspermstances.  This however contradicts all the professional sources to
which I have and have had access.

Spend time grooming your horse at least five days a week.  This is the
cement that will bond you together.

Develop a working relation with your horse.  Pick some ‘normal’ activity
appropriate to the size and disposition of your animal and train him and
yourself to engage in that activity in a cooperative manner.  It should be
something that you can do 4 to five times a week.  You may need to
continue this for some years.  Stallions often don’t settle down until they
are between five and seven years of age.  Jogging with your mini is an
excellent activity that requires little previous skill on your part.  Just
teaching him to go, stop, stand, and turn will be adequate.  What counts is
the quality of interaction during training and engagement in the activity.

Okay people, a year ago I never would have dreamed of ever writing this. Like, ” What for?! There’s no problem, getting a Dog to mount ye! “. No? Well, let’s rephrase that:- I’ve personally damn seldom had a problem and Ive been mounted by a not inconsiderable number of Dogs. I’m not Super Man and I don’t smell like a slut on Heat. So what the hell is giving so many of you such problems?
Back to the Chats and Forums another time! Two things stand out there:

1. The sheer numbers of people having difficulties and the apparrent similarity of their cases.

2. The moment a female requests advice on this matter; The *alarming* rush of Lurkers, as well as known Pond Life to respond with ” E mail me…..we can correspond on this matter. ” or ” Tell us about what you DO with your Dog…”. And I hardly know offering a sensible diagnosis is the idea there either.

The number of guys who present with this problem is probably far on top of those of females. But then, this could be as much due to the females reticence in coming foreward at all about such matters as much as lack of cases? Anyway, I’m a guy myself, so I’m really coming from a blokes perspective here. But, for one thing, Ive had a deal of personal experience with Dog / Woman situations and, for another, it seems to make damn all difference to a Dog What you are!

Okay. Lets get to work. There’ll be nothing here for people who don’t have a problem. There’ll only be a Model for those who may. I.e. I’m gonna keep it nice and plain and cover all the nonsense that, perhaps, we more experienced people just take for granted? Here goes…..

You need a Dog. Let’s get that straight. And not just any old Dog either. It’s of a certain advantage if your Dog has testicles. These, if present, should be attatched to the core of the Dogs face. Yet be descended and - as far as we may yet know - fully functioning. Heh! Have your little sniggers and smirks. But even I, after 30 years of Active Service, at that time, bought me a Prime looking Stud Dog. He had no fucking balls, people. There ends That sorry tale!

But your Dog has got balls and you know they’re working cos he sperms like a burst dam when you jerk him. We’ll get to that shortly. 1st, lock the doors. Draw the curtains. Disconnect the phone. You cannot carry that Dog on your back. You’ll look damn silly. Prepare to stay just where you both end up - once you end up there - for at least twenty minutes. Thus, considering the rest takes time, it’s not clever to know about a ” Quickie ” with Bonzo. Dogs don’t really Do reliable Quickies. Like the people say, in the Guides: approve an Hour or so at least. Now get naked.

Now, if your Dogs anything like mine, his nose’ll be straight between your legs. Got that? Good. Dog knows which end of you’s which then and probably has a pretty shrewd idea what its function is too. If he hasn’t shown an immidiate clear interest, no worrys. Nows where you might begin biting your lip and wondering if he really did want to go out? Or finish that drink of water? Or have that morsal of food? Or what else might be on that Dogs mind to distract him from sex? Look for that and resolve it. Getting on all 4s normally sorts anything at this stage. Try that next.

Now, you must realise and keep in mind that Im working to the bizarre model of a slow Dog here. Right? Like, with a good Dog, by now he’s probably got ye and is making good. Heh! like! I always have! For those of you peering over your shoulders at me? Please turn around this way. Keep your rear end pointing at that Dog of yours. He’ll come round and begin sniffing and licking it very soon enough.

If he doesn’t, what’s to do? Well, was your feet could be the answer. Yes. Ive had a fuckin Dog so interested in the salt from my sweaty foot soles, that he plainly considered them an oppertunity just too good to be missed and so decided to pass up on shagging me silly untill he’d good and done. Bastard.

If you’ve just come out of the bath - and right between two baths is a great time for Dog Sex! There’s just something so Extra horny about giving yourself, all fresh and clean, to an animal that’s going to drench your face in his horny, pungent sperm - then there should be no problem. The visual stimulas of your dick should do it, if your a guy. Just letting him see you at his level should bring him over, if your a chick. Once there, and gently encouraged, for the sake of pointing out that this is in fact OK with his Alpha, he should proceed to lick you with gusto. If your a guy, you may get lucky and find he’s a dick licking champion. He may not bother. For a chick? If any of this preperatory activity so far has turned you on in the least? Don’t tell me you still have a problem?!

Honey is what they all band about in the Forums and Chats. I don’t keep honey in my cupboards and haven’t got a handy pussy and your Dog to find out. You’ll have to. Hey! Dogs seem to love Banannas…! True! Be imaginative, people! Don’t come to me saying, ” My Dog won’t…” when you haven’t tried beyond sitting there, staring at him balefully.

OK, so he’s licking and sniffing. Feels great and does none of ye any harm. I have had Dogs lick a mans dick away. Others all but ignore it after a salutory lick. Got a bloody great Mastiff right now that all but goes down on ye! Biggest mouth I’ve ever seen on a Dog. Gentle as a woman in awe. Ye just never can tell.

There’s really only one natural progression from here. He knows it. You know it. So why do so many of you fuck it up right here? Because YOU lose control of the situation yourself, that’s why. begining with yourselves.

Unless that damn Dog hops up on your back and rams home the good news for ye, you’re scammpering across the bloody floor like some horribly mutated baby, reaching for his dick, aren’t ye? And when you get it? You’ll wank it. Stop right there.

Go to one ” Educational ” or ” Instructional ” source and you’ll see a picture to illustrate masturbating a Dog? Yes. A more wrong way of doing it would be hard to illustrate with the wealth of available, better, phornyographs. Something is as something does. And there’s probably a ” sees ” in there somewhere as well. But that’s not how you do it. ( Heh! If that is how you do it, you’ve been mis bloody informed. That’ll be the root of your problem. I, ignoring that pun. )

Do it right. Do it quick. Do it sparsely.

Just ignore all that dangling and swinging appendage you see as his dick. That’s all superfluous for the moment. To him and to you. Run your fingers back along that. Over his knot. ( Yes. He has a knot. He always has a knot. It doesn’t come out of thin air. It simply swells bigger when he sperms. Bit like a bloke getting a hard on. Marshmapprove becomes iron sort of effect? ). Yes. And behind that is where you wank a Dog. That few inches of stem shaft, right there between his knot and not much else. Then see the bugger react!

Now, you see, This is where it all happens. You begin wanking. The Dog begins Thrusting. Pre sperm’s shooting everywhere and you’re probably not far off it yourself! Very easy, in that situation to keep on doing what you re doing and thus making the Dog do what he’s doing which, of course. is devestatingly horny but is, none the less, spermming! He’s getting what he wants because you’re too fuckin fasinated by his performance to stop giving it to him! What about yourself?!

Ok. This is nice now and then. As a treat for both you and the Dog. It’s great to see it all go off - and hopefully all over you! Celebrate! But don’t approve it to become a habit. Five times on the trot and that Dog could learn Lazy Dog Syndrome. Put simply, that means you’ve shown the crafty Dog that he can reach a crashing orgasm, just by licking you for a minute, then humping your active hand a little. That’s shortly before you call someone like me in! ” My Dog won’t Mount me! He just stands around, humping! “. Bloody sure he does! What else have you taught him he may expect???

Here’s what to do. It’s really quite simple:- Give the Dog a little *encouragment*. Simply stimulate the answer where by dick sends message to brain:- ” Hello. Something afoot here…”. That’s all. See how he reacts. More avid licking and snuffling around your rear is an excellent sighn. Please be aware that, at any time during this reading, he may well decide he’s read enough, worked out where he went wrong and will jump up and begin jigging it into you like an arab sewing machine?

Always present your rear to him. If he tries to mount your head or shoulder? Don’t be silly. He’s got a job to do and yours is to ensure he’s aware of what it is and that he should be doing it. All the time he’s got his nose rammed up there, it’s a good precursory sighn that he intends to get on and fuck what he’s found. It also feels fuckin great, so relax and like it. Leave his damn dick alone for five minutes. See?

If he doesn’t decide to take you, give him another quick reminder. Present your rear, and so on. If he begins losing pre sperm? Smear some on your bits. It’ll drive him to ever more licking. Get him even more excited. And is godly for wanking yourself with! However, jets of warm and watery also mean he’s just about ready to go Nuclear on you. For chrissakes be carefull around there. Best not to touch him at all as he’ll likely be so excited, anything will set him off.

Really, I guess if he’s got the point of shooting Pre sperm, then I must be nearing the end of this review. One major point here:- What to do it you’ve just seen the balance lean horribly the wrong way and just keep going? ” TIMBER!!! ” He’s gonna Blow! ???

Do nothing. Worse thing you can do, as he stands there, huffin and humpin and shooting his inner goodness all over the caranimal, is do anything. Go get the Yellow Pages. Look up a good. local Caranimal Steam Cleaners instead. Leave him to it. Don’t for heaven sake rush to his aid and put it anywhere firmly closeing! He’ll just know it’s his Birthday all over another time and you’re on the road to ruining him.

Bottom line in all this then? If you have brought a Dog to the point of no return and he’s still refusing to mount you? Yes. I’d suggest you may well have a problem Dog. What made him that way, I’ll probably guess and you’ll have to live with. Not much good, you coming to me then. I’ll only refer you back to this piece. What I wrote it for. Read it properly and you should never have a need to contact me or anyone else about your Dog.

Use the on top of as a guide and you should be getting rogered rotten by part way through this. If you percieve you have a ” Problem Dog “? Follow the advice contained here in. Give it time, people! Rome wasn’t built in a day. You’ve gotta re wire that Dogs way of seeing things another time. That’s all. With Dogs, I know you’ll find, a lot of is down to expectation. What they expect us to be expecting of Them. Make him know he may sperm in your hand and, like the good Dog that he is, he’ll assume this is what you then expect of him and. equelly, he’ll be expecting you to expect the same, next time. And a Dog will always do it’s uttmost. not to let you down!

We seek to reach a state close to full equality with our animals. At the present time this can only be done in private and on a small scale but we can still treat ever animal we meet as a feeling being that has the right to accept or reject whatever it is offered. It is the duty of each Purist/Edenist to protect the animals they have around them from persons with bad intent, from disease, from harm from other animals, from hunger, from injury, and from any unneccessary distress or discomfort.
Each animal that we take beneath our wings is a responsibility that must be honored at all times. They are not things that can be put on a shelf until one feels like taking time for it. The animal comes 1st. It is far better for us to be late getting somewhere, miss a meal, etc. than that an animal go hungry, uncleaned, or unsheltered. We can know and accept the reasons for doing without but they can not. We will not knowingly approve someone to abuse any animal. Abuse must be stopped or the animal removed. Reporting such abuse to responsible parties and following up to see that action is taken is a duty.
The animal sets the rules and we must respect its decision except where that action would expose it to danger.
We must always behave in a way that is beneathstandable to the animal(s) involved. Unpredictable behavior causes fear or hostility. You must spend time with your animal(s) doing various things. Playing, working around them, talking to them, even just sitting quietly and reading. You must become a natural part of their surroundings/life. Respect when they want their own space or to be alone. Do not force youself on an unwilling animal in any way, even if it is just with your presence. Know their moods and respect them. It avoids stress and aggression.
Protect your right to make decisions involving your animals. You can only make choices if your right of exclusive ownership is retained. When that right is removed, becomes a privilege, is conditional on the granting of permission in exchange for adherence to someone else’s opinion of how you should keep, interact, maintain, breed, or sterilize your animals you are no longer in control and can lose your animals at the whim of others. Work to protect others animal rights, even if you do not agree with them. Your rights will only final as long as theirs. Respect the rights of others. Do not let your animals or your activities become a nuisance.
Be discrete. Do not try to “freak the mundanes” or draw attention to activities they may find objectionable. You do not know what they do in private and they should not know more about you either.
Respect the property rights of others. Do not intrude on their property or possessions, especially their animals. Do not let your animals intrude either. They should stay on your property or beneath your control.

This is an how-to guide for all the women out the there that have considering engaging in canine-person sex but were unsure of just how to go about it and those women who would like to like it more.I consider myself an expert on the subject as I have been practicing it for over the past twenty years. In that time I have made love with hundreds of dogs and have found many exciting and satisfying methods. I have also introduced manyother women and several men to the pleasures of canine sex. I hope that this how-to guide will help you like your lovemaking more.

There are three areas that I will cover in the guide and they are, Oral sex, pussyl sex and Anal sex.

Oral sex

Ugh you say? well don’t say that so fast. Oral sex is a two way road, most male dogs will spend much more time, than a person male, providing you with the most electrifying oral sex. A dogs tongue is much longer and is able to get to many places that a man can’t or won’t. A dogs tongue is covered with thousands of small buds that when he licks your clitoris you will feel sensations that you did not know existed. How many of you have had a man give you analingus, not many i’ll bet. A dog has no such problem and if you have never experienced a tongue working from the very top of your slit all the way around to the end of your crack you have truly missed something grand. There are several very good positions for you to try if you want to try this. If you decide that your preference is clitoral/pussyl only I have found one position that works very well.

I recommend that you sit on the edge of a bed sothat the back of your calfs are flat another timest the edge of the bed. You then lay straight back picking your feet up and placing the on the edge of the bed. This will expose your clitoris, labia and pussy to his waiting tongue. For those of you who would like more but want to prevent him from trying to mount you then the ideal position is reclining on your side, on pillows or cushions, on the floor. All you have to do at that point is to raise your lega little and he will have access to all of your fuckhole and ass. For those of you that want that greatest experience you will have to give give him full and total access to you.

This can only happen when you are down on all 4s. Now I know that staying in that position for more than a few minutes is not comfortable at all but there is one way that I have found that will be both very comfortable and very likeing. You kneel at the edge of your bed and then lay, the upper part of you face, face down onto the bed keeping your knees onthe floor. You then opened your knees apart as much as you dare giving him full access to you. One very important item to remember while you are considering what position you would like to use is that if you do not wish to have himmount you this is not the position to use. Now that we gone over all the wonderful things that a dog can do for you with his tongue lets talk about what you can do with yours.

I am well aware that there will be very few of you that would even consider taking a dogs dick into your mouth let alone actually doing it. I know there are many arguments as to why not, like its inside that furry thing and its got to be dirty. According to several doctors and veterinarians I have talkedn to a dogs dick is three timescleaner that a mans dick. A dog will spend considerable time every day cleaning it, how many men do you know that do that? If you still feel that this is something that you cannot do don’t worry as there are quite a few women whohave never done it with a man. If you are now ready to try let me just say this so that you may be better able to like what you are about to do. I find that although there is little physical stimulation for me while I am licking him off I find I have a tremendous amountof mental stimulation.

Most male dogs will gladly approve you to lick them and there are many positions to do it in. I find that two positions are very good and are easy to accomplish. For those of you that are just begining out and are nervous about doing it Irecommend that you have him lie on his back with you next to him. This will give you full access to his dick and be able to control all the action. For those of you who would like to try something a little more daring I recommend you lie onyour back with the back of you head sdarkly raised by a pillow and have him stand over you with his dick within reach of your mouth.

I say that this position is for the more daring because he may begin to hump while being lickedin this position and you should be ready if that happens. Before I describe the best method of licking him I would like to bring one thing to your attention. Most men like to have their balls rubbed or fondled while having their dicks licked, this is not so with all dogs. Before begining anysexual activity with him touch and feel his dick and balls to insure that he does like it. The next thing that we are going to do now that we have gotten into the position that we prefer is begin to get him aroused. I find that the best way is to 1st gently stroke his dick through his sheath until it begins to enlarge and slip out. Once you have at least an inch of him out of his sheath you should gently take him into your mouth.

You should continue to gently stoke him with your hand while you begin to slowly move you mouth back and forth over his dick. As you do this his dick will continue to enlarge until he reaches full hard-on. While you are moving your mouth over his dick you should try to place the tip of your tongue into the indentation on the head of his dick as this will cause him to reach his climax. As he gets closer to his climax you will notice that at the base of his dick there is a very large bulge known as his knot.

This knot is used to hold his dick inside a female (dog or person) until he has finished ejaculating. If you are considering going further then you should make a mental note of the size of his dick and knot. The average large dog has a dick, when aroused, that is 5 to 7 inches long and 1 and half to 2 inches wide. The knot for a dog whose dick is 6 inches long and 1 and a half wide can be two inches long and 4 inches wide. A dog is different than most mammals as from the time they begin to become aroused until they begin to get soft they will have someform of ejaculate coming from their dicks.

At 1st arousal there is a clear thin fluid that tastes like iron and has the consistency of water, this is his presperm that is for lubrication so his knot will slip into the female’s pussy. At full arousal is when he actually will produce his sperm and you can tell when this happens as his sperm will begin to have a sdarkly salty taste to it. You should be aware that his sperm will never be as thick as a mans but he will produce about twice as much as a man.

pussyl Sex

Good old screwing thats what this is all about, well not quite. There are a number of things that differ from sex with a man other than the dog can’t get you pregnant. When I have been asked about how to go about it the 1st time Iusually recommend that you have a person mate there to help you. I know that in most cases that is not possible for any number of reasons.

At this point I will assume that you have made the decision that you are going to have sexual intercourse with a large dog (75 pounds) and that you are there by yourself. I will be your companion and you may visualize me there. The 1stdiscussion is how are we going to do it. There are two prime positions to use, the old standard dog style and the safer missionary style. If we choose the missionary position you can prevent him from getting his knot inside you and we can be in control the whole time.

Ok you want to try the missionary position, you are siting on the edge of a chair, a towel beneath you to prevent his and your sperm from staining the chair, your ass at the very edge legs opened wide apart.Here comes your lover he sees your warm and wet fuckhole and at once begins to sniff and lick it. You call him up to you so that he has his front paws on the chair his face between your legs. You take his sheath in hand and begin to stroke it gently and as he begins to swell and extend you guide the end of his dick into you. As he feels the wetness and warmth of you he begins to hump, slowly at 1st then faster and faster until you feel his knot at the mouth of your pussy. As his sperm slowly fills you up you too reach climax.

If you approve him to put his knot inside you YOU WILL be together until he gets soft which usually take 15 to 20 minutes but can take up to 45 minutes. The major benefit of the missionary position is that if you do not want to havehis knot inside you you can, in almost all cases, prevent it by holding it in your hand. I find that the most satisfying and arousing sensations I feel are caused by the knot being inside me. I try to have my lover put his knot in every time we make love.

dog style is just that, you are down on all 4s with him. This position will approve you to fully experience the pleasure of having a canine lover. In the section on Oral sex, the final position I described is the one that I recommend using. You make one small change to how your face is on the bed though. Rather than having your whole torso on the bed you should use your belly button as the guide.

To be in the proper position your belly button should be even with the edge of the bed. Now that we are in the proper position and comfortable, we are ready for our lover and here he comes. He will at 1st sniff then lick you and after the tastes and smells begin to arouse him he will move to a position to mount you. A dog will usually come up directly behind you and mount you that way.

Once he has mounted you he will begin to hump trying to get his dick into you, if this is something new to him then you should guide his dick to where it should go, he will do the rest. As the two of you continue he will move faster and faster with his strokes until you feel his knot begin to swell and rub at the lips. At this point we have decision time, If you want it inside you you should totally relax and approve him to slide it in. If you don’t want it in you you should reach back with your hand and try to hold the knot with your hand. A simple note of warning, if you use this position and then decide that you don’t want his knot in you you may not be able to prevent it from happening. If his knot is in you you WILL have to wait until he gets soft. I do not recommend you trying to remove it as unless your pussy is very large, it will hurt and may even injure you. So if you have any doubts at all I would stick with the missionary position.

Well we are now mated and as his knot continues to swell inside you you begin to feel this warm feeling inside you. I have been told that a dogs face temperature is higher than a persons and that his sperm is even warmer, and as he sperms deepinside you you can feel that warmth. His knot is now fully expanded, his sperm is flowing into you, your juices begin to flow mixing with his and at this point you begin to feel his knot begin to throb. I found that while doing it dogstyle as his knot pushs another timest the inside walls of my pussy it also pushes another timest the inside of my clitoris and that the sensations of that happening drive me wild. I have reached orgasm up to seven times in a row while this ishappening.

Anal sex

Well here another time you may say ugh! but hold off for just one minute. This section is for you women that have tried the 1st two sections and want more.

There are some things that you should consider before you attempt approveing your lover to mount you for the purpose of anal sex. You should be experienced with anal sex, by this I mean you should have no difficulty taking your person loversdick into you. You will not always be successful with achieving penetration and if you do you may wind up with his knot inside you. If you now still want to try it well lets go.

In finding a good position for male canine/person female anal sex I have tried dozens of positions and found many that work and many that didn’t. I have found that the best position is one called a modified dog position. To get into that position you should 1st find a open space, very private of course, inside your home or wherever and place a soft pad on the floor for you to kneel on. You then kneel on the pad and get into a normal dog position. To achieve the correct position you now bring your knees forward and tuck them up into your stomach. Now that you have done that you rest the front of your face on your elbows.

Great you have mastered getting into the proper position, now there are some other things you have to do before you call to your lover. We have this little problem with lubrication that has to be solved with something otherwise this will really hurt. I have found that natural oils such as olive or corn oils work best and will not hurt your lover. NEVER NEVER use vaseline or that like as they will make the dog sick or even worse. Well now we know what lubrication we are going to use we must now apply it. It is not enough to just smear a little oil on the outside of your ass for this to work, you must lubricate both outside as well as inside. The easy part is the outside and I leave that until I am in position to do. To lubricate the inside I have found that if I lubricate as much of the inside of my ass as possible I have no discomfort at all. I use a large eyedropper, that will hold about an once or so of oil, toget the oil inside and when I have done that insert one finger to opened the oil over the muscle.

Congratulations you are now ready, you have done your inside lubrication and are in the proper position and here comes your lover. You should now take your oil and rub some on your ass and the area around it. After he has mounted you you will probably have to guide him into you. Once he is inside he will hump just like an pussyl sex. The same precautions concerning his knot should be used here as well. I do not recommend those just begining out to try having himinsert his knot. As there is not as much stimulation with anal sex you may want to gently masturbate while he is in you. There is one way to increase the stimulation and that is place a dildo into your pussy. This will transmit hismovement inside you to you clitoris and help you reach climax. Just a few footnotes about the fun of canine person sex. You can do all of these things while a person lover, male or female is present and in some cases the experience is more likeable.

I would have liked to have had illustrations for this but I have not found someone to pose for them and I am more than a little nervous about having my picture here. Ladies any volunteers?